Donkey in the Well

February 22, 2010

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a Well… The animal cried piteously for hours as The farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the Well needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the Donkey realized what was happening and cried Horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement he Quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally Looked down the well. He was astonished at what He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his Back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it Off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey Stepped up over the edge of the well and Happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of Our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out Of the deepest wells just by not stopping. Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up. Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred – Forgive. Free your mind from worries – Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more. Expect less NOW …….

Enough of that crap. The donkey later came back, And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY’S LESSON: When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you!

Now ask yourself, if you apply this same scenario to debt collection, who would be the farmer, who would be the townspeople and who would be the donkey?


TRUTHS

February 22, 2010

“The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.” Oscar Wilde

The Truth:  International Recovery Services can collect your debts.

Explanation of the Truth:  Perhaps we can not collect all of them but we can collect a higher percentage than the national average with hard work and professional strategy that has proven successful for over 15 years.

“Everything you add to the truth subtracts from the truth.”   Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The Truth:   International Recovery Services can collect your debts in 30 days.

Explanation of the Truth:  Whereas we attempt to collect all debts over the course of the first 30 days from placement, most debts are not collected in 30 days.

“Falsehood has an infinity of combinations, but the truth has only one mode of being.”  Jean Jacques Rousseau Falsehood

International Recovery Services is the best and most successful collection agency in the world.

The Truth:  International Recovery Services is a very good collection agency and we highly suggest that you stay away from agencies that claim to be the best or market themselves using grandiose claims.

“If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.”   Albert Einstein

 The Truth:  International Recovery Services has the finest collectors available in the marketplace. Our professionalism is a cut above the rest. Our recovery results are extraordinary and we provide world class support.

Explanation of the Truth:   We do have great collectors but we are very aggressive. Our aggressiveness tends to overshadow our professionalism but we do produce excellent results and that is the name of the game. As far as support goes, we don’t mollycoddle clients to say the least. As long as you are paying us to do our job, let us do our job and we will get along just fine.

“I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think its hell.”   Harry Truman on himself 4/3/56

 The Truth:  Hell is merely a state of mind that commercial debtors sometimes think there in when they deal with International Recovery Services.

Explanation of the Truth:  As stated previously, we are a very aggressive commercial collection agency. If a debtor thinks he is in Hell when dealing with us then so be it. Hell is also a place where clients find themselves when they watch their hard earned money fly out the window when their debtors don’t pay.

The Real Truth:  You have accounts to collect. We collect accounts. You should use us to collect your accounts.